Writing
These are some of my favorite posts I’ve written.
Ways To Understand Units of Measurement: Something I wrote that got on McSweeney’s (which is why I’m putting it first).
Helping “Master” Photographers: Old photos could be a lot better with Photoshop.
The Real World: United Nations: The true story of 192 countries, picked to live in one house.
Wet Paint Sign Anagrams: There’s a lot you can spell with 8 letters.
Tweets to the Three People Who Recently Unfollowed: It’s totally cool. I’m handling it just fine.
Humane Executions: There’s a better way to kill.
Spider-Man the Musical: A Review: I saw Julie Taymor’s version of the Spiderman Broadway musical.
Lazy Halloween Costumes: Help me decide what costume I should wear this Halloween.
Heaven: FAQ Heaven may not be what you expected, but you’ll still like it. Whether you want to or not.
My New Tax Plan: A Modest Proposal: The only patriotic tax plan.
Wild Animals: A Survival Guide: Great advice on how to handle various wild animals.
God’s Deadline: Yom Kipur is tough on everyone. Even God.
Infographics: A company offered to pay me to put their infographics on my website. This is our e-mail exchange.
An Open Letter To Professor Death Skull Inc. Employees: Villainy ain’t easy. Or cheap.
TV Tag Lines: Truthful tag lines for TV shows.
John Roland: Compensated Spokesperson: Is there anything this man can’t sell?
Hobbits Are Real: A great amusement park idea.
Berenstain Bears Gone Wild: These ain’t your childhood’s Berenstain Bears.
Adam | 
September 29, 2011 12:54 am
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