Thoughts of a 15 year old boy

I have got to say: This moustache of mine is looking pretty good. It took all summer, but it was worth it. Maybe I can’t grow a full goatee yet, but this lip rug is looking mighty sharp.

I went to get pizza the other day, and you know what the guy behind the counter said to me? He said, “What can I getcha, boss?” That’s right. Boss.

I already bought some moustache wax. By Thanksgiving break I’ll be styling this puppy up like the warrior dwarves in World of Warcraft. I can’t wait to post that picture on Facebook; my guild mates will be so jealous. Maybe I’ll even get to lead a raiding party.

Only four days until school starts, I can’t wait. “Hey, who’s that new guy with the moustache? He looks so mysterious and cool. Oh my god, it’s Ben? Wow, I never noticed how incredibly sexy he is.” I’ll get my first kiss this year, for sure. And I bet it’ll be with Jenny, too. Sure Rob may be in a band, but I’ll probably be able to buy her beer. What’s more attractive, bad My Chemical Romance rip offs or Miller Lite whenever you want it? Check and mate, Rob!

You and me moustache. We’re going to have one great year.

Thoughts of a 15 year old boy

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2 Comments

By Stew Pork Palace, January 12, 2009 @ 5:34 pm

So, this brings up a lot of old memories for me. I’ve been “rocking” the “molesterstache” for some time now, and can relate quite closely to the young boy in your tale. It’s good we can find suitable common ground amongst ourselves, us being so different in so many ways. But, as they say, “Whoever does it second, didn’t do it first!”. And with that, we become a whole lot steady in our lack of differences in certain areas. Right then, keep up the good work over there! Everyone is watching you now. Hugs,
By misa, August 23, 2009 @ 2:16 am

lol nice