Adam Thinks » word play http://adamthinks.com Writing things to entertain myself, and maybe you. No promises on that second part. Tue, 08 May 2012 05:29:38 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 Real Fake Guns http://adamthinks.com/real-fake-guns/ http://adamthinks.com/real-fake-guns/#comments Tue, 03 Aug 2010 17:05:17 +0000 Adam http://adamthinks.com/?p=2541
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    • ]]>     There’s a real problem with fake guns. Here’s the latest video I directed for my UCB Comedy Beta team The Brig.


    Real Fake Guns
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    Crystal Delahanty wrote it, I directed it, Mackenzie Condon produced it, Nathan Russell shot it and Matt Mayer edited it. It stars Tim Martin and Mike Still who both did a great job delivering some difficult lines.

    Also, a big thanks to the Abracadabra Superstore for letting us use their store. They were great to us, everyone should buy a fake gun from them.

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    Chris French enters his apartment and is startled to find his friends Albert Dutch, Beth English and David Dijibouti waiting for him.

    Albert: Chris, we need to talk.

    Beth: This is an intervention.

    David: It’s about your store’s name.

    Chris: Chris French Cleaners? What’s wrong with that?

    Albert: Don’t you see?

    Chris
    French
    Cleaners

    CFC!

    Beth: That stands for chlorofluorocarbons.

    David: Chloroflurocarbons created the hole in our ozone layer.

    Albert: You’ve named your dry cleaning store after a dangerous pollutant!

    Beth: It’s too ironic! It will ruin your business.

    Chris: Relax, it’s been that way since 1959. I’ll be fine.

    Albert: That’s what I thought about my failed condom business.

    Albert’s
    Infectious
    Defense
    System.

    AIDS!

    Beth: Yes, and my now-defunct infant furniture store.

    Beth’s
    Antique
    Bassinets.
    Yellowing
    Merchandise
    Unwaveringly
    Reliable
    Despite
    Evident
    Repairs.

    BABY MURDER!

    David: And my out-of-print peaceful New Age philosophy book!

    David’s
    Altruistic
    Theology
    Encompassing
    Religion
    And
    Practical
    Ethics.
    Developed
    Reverently
    Unto
    God’s
    Service.

    DATE RAPE DRUGS!

    Chris: But you guys worked so hard creating ironic acronyms that you were clearly more interested in being clever than being successful.

    Anthony: Oh, good point.

    Beth: Yeah, I never even cared about babies.

    David: Now I regret changing my name from Hank.

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