First Base – No Spoilers

Check out the third episode of First Base, a web series I directed for The Brig.

First Base – No Spoilers

Written by Zack Phillips
Directed by me
Edited by Nathan Russell
Shot by Nathan Russell, Andy Bond & Angel Yau
Produced by Moujan Zolfaghari
Starring Don Fanelli
Guest Starring Johnathan Fernandez

Baby Vs Deathstar

It’s week three of Baby Versus. Hopefully by now you’re beginning to realize the danger babies pose to our society. Here are a few facts about babies you might not know.

• Because of their viciousness, Genghis Kahn used an army of 400 babies as his personal body guards.

• The hole is the ozone is caused by babies when they begin teething.

• Ancient Rome built the Coliseum to give its babies a place to quench their thirst for blood.

• Disappearances in the Bermuda Triangle are actually caused by a gang of mischievous Caribbean babies.

I’ll be back next week with another video and more baby facts. Unless the babies get me first.

Star Trek: The New Star Wars

My thesis, in video form.

My defense of said (seen?) thesis in written, Photoshopped and T-shirted form.

The age old battle between Star Wars and Star Trek is over. Star Wars won. And it won by convincing the latest Star Trek movie to join the Force.

Old Star Trek was about exploration, moral dilemmas and social criticism by way of ridiculous alien races.

New Star Trek is about sword fights on platforms hanging thousands of feet above the ground.

In other words, it’s Star Wars.

But looked at another way, Star Trek is the real winner because Star Trek is a whole lot better at being Star Wars than Star Wars ever was. Star Wars’s greatest strength is exciting the imaginations of ten-year-olds who then go on to imagine Star Wars being better than it actually is. For example, consider Boba Fett.

In the original trilogy, Boba Fett was a minor character with no personality who dies by basically losing his balance. That’s not very cool. But because Boba Fett was such a blank slate, fans projected something cool onto him and now they think his costume is so cool that no one will notice their gut.

When writing about Star Wars, one is contractually obligated to make at least one fat joke, even if it's a reach.

Next, let’s consider Kirk in the latest Star Trek. He’s brash, he breaks rules, he’s good looking and he gets what he wants. To put it another way, Kirk is everything fans want Han Solo to be.

And this Kirk wouldn’t shoot second. He wouldn’t even shoot first. He’d just sleep with Greedo’s mom.

So Star Wars fans win by getting the new Star Trek. But Star Trek fans, who appreciated all the tough moral choices and political ideals of Star Trek, still do okay because they have the new Battlestar Galactica series. Which means the only real losers here are fans of the original Battlestar Galactica.

But that’s okay, they were losers to begin with.

Trek is the new Wars
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