Mark Paul Gosselaar is doing a pretty good job of moving past his Saved By The Bell days.  But showbiz is a fickle mistress, so if his career takes a “Dustin Diamond” he can always start a Doors cover band.

Zack Morrison

Wilford Brimley.  Whether it be oatmeal, diabetes or Cocoon, the man is known for associating with the best in the business.  And you know who else was the best in the business?  Otis Redding.

Quaker Oatis Redding

Now that Jon and Kate broke up, he’s probably wondering what to do with his life.  If only there was someone else who broke up the union that rocketed him to stardom, but then did just fine on his own…Oh wait, there is.  John Lennon!

Jon Minus Kate Plus Lennon

William Shatner has already had some success in the music business, but his career would really take off if he applied his unique spoken-word styling to Nirvana songs.

Kirk Cobain

And finally, Warner Bros. hasn’t done anything interesting with the Looney Toons in a long time.  I think it’s time to dust off Marvin the Martian and have him make an album.

Marvin the Martian Gaye

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