Posts tagged: Mad Men

Mad Men Season 3 Spoilers

Most TV journalists have been thwarted in their efforts to discover anything about the upcoming season of Mad Men. But I’m much better than those hacks. Here are some totally true, no lie, money back guaranteed accurate storylines for season three of Mad Men.

Responding to growing criticism about Mad Man not tackling the race problems of 1960′s America, Bill Cosby guest stars for three episodes as Sterling Cooper’s new copywriter.

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Joan Holloway is fired by Roger Sterling after she gets fat.

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Seeking to add stronger female characters into the show, Paris Hilton guest stars as Susan Sontag.

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Peggy’s secret child becomes a bigger problem when he develops an overactive pituitary gland at age 7.

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And finally Jude Law guest stars as a British advertising man who works fewer hours, makes more money, puts in less effort to sleep with more women, and hides an even more secretive and less likely back story than Don Draper.

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For more storyline you’ll just have to wait until the Mad Men season premier on August 16th. And a big thanks to the Mad Men Yourself website which I used to create these images.

More TV Tag Lines

My last post was about the artlessly expository tag line for the TV show The Cougar (One older woman. Twenty younger men). Here are tag lines to other shows that the TV Land copywriters might have come up with.

law_and_order

entourage

cops

greys_anatomy

the-wire

familyguy

mad-men

a-team

the_office

mad_about_you1

I might do more of these later, but for now I think it’s time to take a little break from tag lines.

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