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Baby Vs Deathstar

It’s week three of Baby Versus. Hopefully by now you’re beginning to realize the danger babies pose to our society. Here are a few facts about babies you might not know.

Because of their viciousness, Genghis Kahn used an army of 400 babies as his personal body guards.

• The hole is the ozone is caused by babies when they begin teething.

Ancient Rome built the Coliseum to give its babies a place to quench their thirst for blood.

Disappearances in the Bermuda Triangle are actually caused by a gang of mischievous Caribbean babies.

I’ll be back next week with another video and more baby facts. Unless the babies get me first.

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