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  • Worst Times to Die
    • ]]>     Sometimes I wonder when would be a bad time to suddenly drop dead. Arguably any time is a bad time to die unexpectedly, but certain times really show how much karmic debt you owe. Here’s my list of worst times to die.

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    1. When you just missed the subway.

    2. While biting into a particularly bad grape.

    3. On the first day of Spring.

    4. When you’re too late noticing the toilet paper is out.

    5. While realizing that Thundercats isn’t nearly as good a cartoon as you remembered from childhood.

    6. After the parachute opens.

    7. While paying a hitman to kill your nemesis.

    8. After the test comes back negative.

    9. During the credits of M. Night Shyamalan’s The Happening. Or Lady in the Water. Or The Village. Or Signs.

    10. While convincing your friend you actually like the birthday present they got you.

    11. When you see that someone else took the last cookie that you wanted but were too timid to take for yourself.

    12. You go in for a kiss. They go in for a hug.

    13. While writing a list of worst times to di…

    Of course, had I really died, I wouldn’t have typed out an ellipses first. Also, I couldn’t have published this. Or type right now. It’s like I didn’t even think when writing the last example. What sloppy, lazy writing.

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