Photo Potpourri

Sometimes I take photos that amuse me, but aren’t worth their own post. Here are a few.

First up, I’d like to announce the opening of my lingerie store.

As the sign implies, it’s the anti-Victoria’s Secret. Only unglamorous, utilitarian bras.

This Chinese Restaurant looks like they got their sign from a former Chili’s.

I assume their baby back ribs come with barbecue soy sauce.

With this next one, I first read it as Pimp Ark

Which makes sense. Noah was ostensibly running a brothel at sea.

Here’s candy I saw for sale, one week before Easter.

It wasn’t discounted either. Maybe on Easter, the Quax duck rises from the dead. Hollowed out sculpted chocolate is very Christ-like.

Here’s the front page headline from a New Jersey newspaper, The Trentonian (#1 in daily readers, no less)

Say what you will about The New York Post, but at least their headlines are clever. “Murder” doesn’t sound anything like “Wanda” and she doesn’t look anything like Jamie Lee Curtis. Also, if you read the sub-headline, she didn’t even kill the guy with a fish. She killed him because he rejected her cooking. If I worked at the Trentonian, here’s what I’d have done.

And my last one is a Shriners ambulance.

Now, if you’re going to name clowns that play with children, there are good choices.

And bad choices.

After Laffy, that’s the best you could come up with? What’s a name you didn’t go with? Nambla the Clown?

And on an unrelated note, “thanks” doesn’t have an apostrophe.