Posts tagged: Al Gore

Tweets to the Three People Who Recently Unfollowed Me

Last night, I discovered that three people unfollowed my Twitter account @AdamSacks. I did not take it well.

Did I lose 3 followers? Maybe it's a Twitter server problem. Going to reload. Just so you know, whoever you are, I don't care! I wouldn't have even noticed if I wasn't at 333 followers before. You tell 'em Tina http://bit.ly/IAintMissingYou How can someone like a person's tweets one day and then not like them the next? #ColdBlooded We had good times. Remember my 1 abt how hard it is to reach salsa at the bottom of the jar with a tortilla chip? http://bit.ly/SalsaTweet Was it b/c of my dog tweet??? I was JOKING. I'd never kick a dog. Even if it was small and yappy. #Learn2Laugh #DogLover R U Republican? My John Boehner tweet wasn't even political! Everyone has to admit his crying could wash away his bronzer. Found an old tweet making fun of Democrats http://bit.ly/BidenSoCrazy I just got a new follower! Jealous? #BackTo331 #NotThatImCounting She's really pretty AND a web marketing guru. Lots of interesting links on her page. Computer acting weird. Need to reboot. You know what? If you don't like my tweets, I don't WANT you following me. Paul & Art know what I'm talking about. http://bit.ly/IAmARock Have fun following @KimKardashian, @THE_REAL_SHAQ, @algore or whoever you follow. #ImNotFamous #Sorry I doubt @algore uploads photos of hilarious Chinese mistranslations. http://bit.ly/CockSoup You think @THE_REAL_SHAQ cares about you? He'd never look through his followers, trying to figure out who left him. Why did you unfollow me??? Tell me and I'll change. #TakeMeBack No more links to my Tumblr page? DONE #TakeMeBack No more movie title based puns? DONE. #TakeMeBack No more live-tweeting my hatred for Glee? DONE. #TakeMeBack Lawrence of Arabica Coffee Beans #LessAmbitiousMovies #LastTime #Promise #TakeMeBack Please follow me again!!!!!!!!!! #TakeMeBack #TakeMeBack #TakeMeBack #TakeMeBack #TakeMeBack #TakeMeBack #TakeMeBack #TakeMeBack #TakeMeBack Bryan said it better than me http://bit.ly/IDoItForYou WHY DID I JUST LOSE 34 MORE FOLLOWERS?!?!?!?

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categories Internet, Monologue | Adam | datetime January 12, 2011 1:01 pm | comments Comments (4)

World’s Greatest Planet

Just in case you haven’t done all your Earth Day shopping, might I suggest

worlds_greatest_planet_mugWorlds Greatest Planet
$13

You’ve never really tasted Fair Trade coffee, until you’ve sipped it from a CafePress mug made God knows where (dishwasher and microwave safe).

Now, some of you may complain that Earth Day was last week, but I for one think our planet is important enough that we should have at least a week to show our appreciation and market products.

Also, in the interest of full disclosure, this mug was my friend Nick’s idea.

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But since he’s too busy loving ice cream and the Nuge, I had him agree to let me steal the concept.

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categories Advertising, Buy Something | Adam | datetime April 30, 2009 10:12 pm | comments Comments (2)

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