Perfume Tag Lines

Perfume ad campaigns are so lame. Ooh look, another celebrity with legal fees photographed in soft light staring vacantly at the camera. Who needs famous-ish women when you have a great tag line? Here are a few I thought of.

diamonds

airborne

perfection

bloodhound

fume

smell-pretty

toilet

stalker

Any one of these taglines would sell as much soap scented water as Kate Winslet.

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7 Comments

  • By Fran Krause, February 11, 2009 @ 10:25 am

    That last one is golden, Adam. Nice.

  • By Mike Damanskis, February 11, 2009 @ 2:30 pm

    My favorite is “In France it’s called Toilet Water.”

  • By Stew Pork Palace, February 11, 2009 @ 2:31 pm

    Nice: MyFume…iFume

  • By Hannah, February 11, 2009 @ 4:03 pm

    Have you seen Daddy Yankee’s new fragrance?

  • By Painleve, February 11, 2009 @ 4:34 pm

    I think it would have to be “How diamonds wish they smelled”?

  • By Adam, February 11, 2009 @ 4:43 pm

    That’s why William Safire wrote speeches for Richard Nixon and not ad copy for Frost/Nixon.

  • By Idrees Sheikh, October 27, 2011 @ 12:15 am

    its only flaw is PERFECTION …..is marvellous ………

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