Nighttime Chat With Bobo
Bobo: Hey, you in there?
Me: Yeah, why?
Bobo: The door’s closed and you’ve been in there for a while, so I was worried you were in danger. That’s why I stick my paws under your door, to keep you safe.
Me: I’m fine, I’m just working.
Bobo: That’s cool. Want me to come in? We could hang out for a while
Me: No. You’ll sit on my keyboard and attack the screen.
Bobo: One day I’m going to catch that arrow. I hate it prancing about the screen, clicking on whatever it wants.
Me: Right.
Bobo: How dare it not fear me, a ferocious kitten? I will catch it and bring it to your door as a present.
Me: I’m trying to work, Bobo.
Bobo: Work’s for jerks.
Me: I guess I could take a break…
Bobo: Oh hey, you’re leaving your room? Awesomeness, I bet you’re heading to the kitchen, let me show you the way.
Me: I’m not going to the kitchen.
Bobo: Of course not, but just incase you’ve forgotten where it is, let me show you.
Me: I’m going to read on the couch.
Bobo: Don’t fall asleep or I’ll suckle on you.
Me: It’s 3 AM, I don’t sleep at 3 AM.
Bobo: You’re right.
<time passes>
Bobo: Hey, you still reading?
Me: Yeah.
Bobo: Did I mention I know where the kitchen is?
Me: Once or twice…
Bobo: It’s awesome, let’s go there.
Me: Bobo, I’m reading.
Bobo: How about this. If you don’t come to the kitchen with me, I’ll start meowing a lot.
Me: Fine…
Bobo: See? Isn’t the kitchen awesome? Aren’t you glad you came with me?
Me: I don’t know. It looks the same as it always does.
Bobo: What are you talking about, the kitchen is great. Oh hey, what’s that over there? Why it’s my food bowl.
Me: Yep right where it was when I fed you a few hours ago.
Bobo: Look at it. It’s so sad, it probably wants food to keep it company.
Me: Bobo, it’s half full with the dinner you didn’t finish.
Bobo: Oh yeah, that. Right…I think the bowl wants different food.
Me: Different food?
Bobo: Yeah, something with more zest.
Me: Zest? Where’d you learn that word?
Bobo: My food bowl taught it to me.
Me: More zest, I’ll see what I can do.
Bobo: Awesome!
Me: Yep here’s the bowl on the counter where you can’t see it. I’m whipping up something extra zesty for you.
Bobo: I’m so excited by this that I just noticed something is attached to my butt, I’m going to chase it in giddy anticipation.
Me: Here’s your new zestier food.
Bobo: Awesome chow time!
Me: How is it?
Bobo: This is awesome, I love it I can’t get enough of it.
Me: Bobo it’s the same food, I just mixed it up.
Bobo: Oh my god, you’re right. I’m going to stop eating it now.
Me: But you just said it was awesome.
Bobo: Right yeah, that was the giddy anticipation. It clouded the judgement of my tastey budlits, so I thought this was zestier, but then I realized, “Hey where’s the zest? Not in this bowl, no it isn’t.”
Me: Even for a kitten, that’s shockingly nonsensical.
Bobo: Hey where you going?
Me: I’ve got more work to do
Bobo: Oh right, okay, cool. I guess I’ll see you later.
Me: I’ll see you later.
Bobo: Oh no, he disappeared. I better stick my paws under his door incase he’s in danger.
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By kelseroo, March 24, 2009 @ 6:28 pm
I think you, and your cat, are adorkable:-) (yes adorKable.. I like made up words, ok?)
By Jonnathan, August 29, 2009 @ 2:23 pm
oh my gosh…COL! (chuckling out loud).
By Sleek, August 29, 2009 @ 8:23 pm
a cat with a mind of its own…