More Google Searches
The weird Google searches that lead people to my website continue. Here’s a bunch, all from the last month, in order of their Google ranking.
gorillas dancing to the electric slide – 1st!!!
botticelli paint aliens – 1st
how mcdonalds advertising give you a warm fuzzy feeling – 1st
what is a good thesis for a paper on battle star galactica – 2nd
why honor wolf blitzer – 2nd
A POOR BOY HELPING A BLIND MAN WITH ONLY A PHOTO – 2nd
statue of old man with skull and wild animal – 2nd
im writing a letter to mountain dew so what do i use for there address – 3rd
french sissies – 4th
pituitary gland dan brown – 4th
what you can smell in russia – 5th
are guys ugly? – 5th
former news anchor on fox, blonde, chubby -6th
Angela Merkel NAKED PICTURE – 6th
Here’s what Angela Merkel looks like clothed.
what’s worse than a hobbit – 8th
i’m tired of the government stealing my money – 8th
girls who date frat boys will regret it later – 9th
letter why I want to be editor in chief – 9th
“juice box” onan -9th. Creepy considering Onan is the biblical figure who God killed because he “spilled his seed.”
alien unicorns – 10th
rearranging den for mother – 15th
is God okay with soap operas – 15th
will a gorilla rape a person? – 19th
Yes, all of these were within a 30 day period. If this keeps up, I’ll have to make Google searches a monthly post.
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October 27, 2009 1:13 am 3 Comments
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By J., October 27, 2009 @ 7:43 am
Just wondering: Is the answer to the question “What’s worse than a hobbit?” “Angela Merkel NAKED”? (Think Jeopardy.) Btw, I am also pretty sure that the answer to “What you can smell in Russia” is “French sissies.”
By Adam, October 27, 2009 @ 4:03 pm
That is true, so long as there’s a prevailing easterly wind.
By d, October 30, 2009 @ 10:20 am
AMAZING.
But I don’t get the 12th search. We all know guys are ugly.