Illegal Immigrants

For a long time, I didn’t mind illegal immigrants. I couldn’t see anything wrong with sneaking into the country to take all the best janitor and kitchen help jobs for below minimum wage. After all, breaking the law and low wages are nothing if not the American way. That said, I changed my mind when I saw this sign at a salad bar.

Don’t see it? Let’s take a closer look.

It’s HONEY dijon, not Joney dijon. I don’t care if you make my food, illegal immigrant guy behind the counter, but how dare you sully the English language with your crazy Spanish spelling. Now you may be wondering how I know he is illegal, and it’s quite simple. If he’d taken the citizenship test, he’d have received an immediate F minus when answering that the the 9th predisent of the United States was William Jenry Jarrison.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go listen to some Lou Dobbs and relax.