Lazy Halloween Costumes

I realize I’m in the minority here, but I don’t care about Halloween. I’ve got enough stuff going on, I don’t feel like coming up with a costume that I’ll wear once and have destroyed in a crowded party. But no one likes spoilsport, so here are a few ideas I mocked up. Please let me know which costume you think I should go with.

There’s the more traditional route.

Or something more conceptual.

Maybe something a bit more highbrow?

There’s always the meta option

Or the old standby

You’ve seen the candidates, now it’s time to vote.

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4 Comments

By J., October 30, 2009 @ 7:20 am

Those boxers so don’t go with that t-shirt and hoodie. What about “Zombie Blogger” or “Apathetic Graphic Designer” or “Someone Trawling for Free Candy Who Just Doesn’t Give a Rat’s Ass”?
By Peter, October 30, 2009 @ 10:05 am

look at your muscley legs! you should go as a tour de france rider.
By Christina Rodriguez, October 30, 2009 @ 1:36 pm

You must do a lot of squats.
By paul, October 30, 2009 @ 3:30 pm

I think you should go as a vegetarian zombie… that way you can stumble around moaning “GRAAAINS, GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAINS!!”

Is clever, no?