Broadway Show Reviews For Sale
If you give me two (2) free ($0) tickets to your Broadway show, you may choose one (1) of the following blurbs to include in your advertising.
• Whoever wrote [your play here] should redo the bible, because this is a religious experience.
• Despite the singing and dancing, I loved it.
• Redefines the word Wowtastalicious.
• You’ll soil yourself (in a good way).
• Almost as good as Cats.
• Quite possibly an effective cure for cancer.
• If this play had been made 70 years earlier, and in German, maybe we could have avoided the Holocaust.
• I came, I saw, they conquered my heartstrings.
• An amazing step forward in high-definition 3d technology.
• Totally worth the free tickets I was given to see this.
January 7, 2009 2:00 pm 
He Can't Be All Four
6.6.6 the IP of the Beast
World's Greatest Planet
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