Baby Vs Dane Cook
Here are some more little known facts about the viciousness of babies.
• According to the military general Ptolemy, Alexander the Great conquered most of Mesopotamia before turning six months old.
• Human sacrifices in Ancient Maya were carried out by an elite priesthood of babies.
• British mariner Sir Francis Drake defeated the Spanish Armada in 1588 by throwing babies on board the Spanish ships, who then tore apart both ship and crew with their bare hands.
• The philosopher Descartes’ famous conclusion was originally Infantia formido ergo sum, or “I fear babies, therefore I am,” but after receiving multiple death threats scrawled on used diapers, he toned down his rhetoric.
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