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	<description>Writing things to entertain myself, and maybe you.  No promises on that second part.</description>
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		<title>The Kings of Pataskala Comedy</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 18:22:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Watch out residents of Pataskala, Ohio, there&#8217;s a comedy show made specifically for you. Here&#8217;s the latest video I wrote with Zack Phillips for The Brig. Written by me and Zack Phillips Directed by Nathan Russell Shot by Nathan Russell and me Edited by Andy Bond Graphics by me Produced by Moujan Zolfaghari Starring Birch [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Watch out residents of Pataskala, Ohio, there&#8217;s a comedy show made specifically for you.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s the latest video I wrote with Zack Phillips for <a href="http://thebrigcomedy.tumblr.com">The Brig</a>.</p>
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<p>Written by me<a href="../"></a> and <a href="http://zackphillips.tumblr.com/">Zack Phillips</a><br />
Directed by <a href="http://www.nathanhrussell.com/">Nathan Russell</a><br />
Shot by <a href="http://www.nathanhrussell.com/">Nathan Russell</a> and me<br />
Edited by <a href="http://andynotjamesbond.com/">Andy Bond</a><br />
Graphics by me<br />
Produced by <a href="http://wrongcharlie.tumblr.com/">Moujan Zolfaghari</a><br />
Starring Birch Harms, Abra Tabak, Timothy Dunn, Mamrie Hart, Josh Patten, Sean Hart, and Michael Hartney<br />
Featuring Moujan Zolfaghari and Nathan Russell</p>


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		<title>First Base &#8211; Old Story</title>
		<link>http://adamthinks.com/first-base-old-story/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2012 18:17:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s the fifth episode of First Base (the other sports related web series Zack Phillips wrote that I directed). First Base &#8211; Old Story Written by Zack Phillips Directed by me Edited by Nathan Russell Shot by Nathan Russell, Andy Bond &#38; Angel Yau Produced by Moujan Zolfaghari Starring Don Fanelli Guest Starring Rob Cuthill [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s the fifth episode of First Base (the other sports related web series Zack Phillips wrote that I directed).</p>
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<a href="http://www.ucbcomedy.com/videos/play/9355/first-base-old-story">First Base &#8211; Old Story</a></p>
<p>Written by <a href="http://zackphillips.tumblr.com/">Zack Phillips</a><br />
Directed by me<br />
Edited by <a href="http://www.nathanhrussell.com/">Nathan Russell</a><br />
Shot by <a href="http://www.nathanhrussell.com/">Nathan Russell</a>, <a href="http://andynotjamesbond.com/">Andy Bond</a> &amp; Angel Yau<br />
Produced by <a href="http://wrongcharlie.tumblr.com/">Moujan Zolfaghari</a><br />
Starring Don Fanelli<br />
Guest Starring Rob Cuthill</p>


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		<title>Sports with Jed</title>
		<link>http://adamthinks.com/sports-with-jed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2012 16:34:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s the first four episodes of Sports with Jed, Ohio&#8217;s #3 local sports talk show. It&#8217;s a series that Zack Phillips wrote and I directed. Written and edited by Zack Phillips Directed and effects by me Starring Lee Dolson as Jed Featuring Jonathan Fernandez (Cinema Studies), Rob Cuthill (Where&#8217;d My Pen Go), Roy Clary (Old [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s the first four episodes of Sports with Jed, Ohio&#8217;s #3 local sports talk show. It&#8217;s a series that Zack Phillips wrote and I directed.</p>
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<p><object width="500" height="284"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/H1sIxtTs2EU?version=3&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="500" height="284" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/H1sIxtTs2EU?version=3&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
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<p>Written and edited by <a href="http://zackphillips.tumblr.com/">Zack Phillips</a><br />
Directed and effects by me<br />
Starring Lee Dolson as Jed<br />
Featuring Jonathan Fernandez (Cinema Studies), Rob Cuthill (Where&#8217;d My Pen Go), Roy Clary (Old School), and Rob Michael Hugel (13th Man)</p>


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		<title>First Base &#8211; The Man I Was Traded For</title>
		<link>http://adamthinks.com/first-base-the-man-i-was-traded-for/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Dec 2011 17:33:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s the fourth episode of First Base, the web series I directed for The Brig. First Base &#8211; The Man I Was Traded For Written by Zack Phillips Directed by me Edited by Kent Kincannon Shot by Nathan Russell, Andy Bond &#38; Angel Yau Produced by Moujan Zolfaghari Starring Don Fanelli Guest Starring Josh Patten Related posts:First Base &#8211; [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s the fourth episode of First Base, the web series I directed for <a href="http://thebrigcomedy.tumblr.com/">The Brig</a>.</p>
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<a href="http://thebrigcomedy.tumblr.com/post/13783426366/first-base-the-man-i-was-traded-for-some">First Base &#8211; The Man I Was Traded For</a></p>
<p>Written by <a href="http://zackphillips.tumblr.com/">Zack Phillips</a><br />
Directed by me<a href="../"></a><br />
Edited by Kent Kincannon<br />
Shot by <a href="http://www.nathanhrussell.com/">Nathan Russell</a>, <a href="http://andynotjamesbond.com/">Andy Bond</a> &amp; Angel Yau<br />
Produced by <a href="http://wrongcharlie.tumblr.com/">Moujan Zolfaghari</a><br />
Starring Don Fanelli<br />
Guest Starring Josh Patten</p>


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		<title>First Base &#8211; No Spoilers</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Nov 2011 17:53:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Check out the third episode of First Base, a web series I directed for The Brig. First Base &#8211; No Spoilers Written by Zack Phillips Directed by me Edited by Nathan Russell Shot by Nathan Russell, Andy Bond &#38; Angel Yau Produced by Moujan Zolfaghari Starring Don Fanelli Guest Starring Johnathan Fernandez Related posts:First Base [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Check out the third episode of First Base, a web series I directed for <a href="http://thebrigcomedy.tumblr.com">The Brig</a>.<br />
<object width="500" height="337"><param name="movie" value="http://www.ucbcomedy.com/videos/embed/186ae0d9a6263df2df8615568b56d856" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="500" height="337" src="http://www.ucbcomedy.com/videos/embed/186ae0d9a6263df2df8615568b56d856" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br />
<a href="http://www.ucbcomedy.com/videos/play/9102/first-base-no-spoilers">First Base &#8211; No Spoilers</a></p>
<p>Written by <a href="http://zackphillips.tumblr.com/">Zack Phillips</a><br />
Directed by me<a href="../"></a><br />
Edited by <a href="http://www.nathanhrussell.com/">Nathan Russell</a><br />
Shot by <a href="http://www.nathanhrussell.com/">Nathan Russell</a>, <a href="http://andynotjamesbond.com/">Andy Bond</a> &amp; Angel Yau<br />
Produced by <a href="http://wrongcharlie.tumblr.com/">Moujan Zolfaghari</a><br />
Starring Don Fanelli<br />
Guest Starring Johnathan Fernandez</p>


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		<title>First Base &#8211; Clooney</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2011 15:57:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s the second episode of First Base, the web series I directed for The Brig. First Base &#8211; Clooney Written by Zack Phillips Directed &#38; Shot by me Edited by Nathan Russell Shot by Andy Bond, Angel Yau and me Produced by Moujan Zolfaghari Starring Don Fanelli Guest Starring Nathan Russell Related posts:First Base &#8211; [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s the second episode of First Base, the web series I directed for <a href="http://thebrigcomedy.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">The Brig</a>.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><object width="500" height="337"><param name="movie" value="http://www.ucbcomedy.com/videos/embed/d0eb9efbbe95ad954b8153e617d02cab" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="500" height="337" src="http://www.ucbcomedy.com/videos/embed/d0eb9efbbe95ad954b8153e617d02cab" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br />
<a href="http://www.ucbcomedy.com/videos/play/9078/first-base-clooney" target="_blank">First Base &#8211; Clooney</a></p>
<p>Written by <a href="http://zackphillips.tumblr.com/">Zack Phillips</a><br />
Directed &amp; Shot by me<br />
Edited by <a href="http://www.nathanhrussell.com/">Nathan Russell</a><br />
Shot by <a href="http://andynotjamesbond.com/">Andy Bond</a>, Angel Yau and me<br />
Produced by <a href="http://wrongcharlie.tumblr.com/">Moujan Zolfaghari</a><br />
Starring Don Fanelli<br />
Guest Starring <a href="http://www.nathanhrussell.com/">Nathan Russell</a></p>


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		<title>First Base &#8211; A New Web Series</title>
		<link>http://adamthinks.com/first-base-a-new-webseries/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Oct 2011 18:36:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[First Base is a new web series Zack Phillips wrote that I directed for The Brig. The series stars Don Fanelli as a first baseman and each episode is a conversation he has with a different runner on first. Oh yeah, and the coolest part is we got to shoot it in the Brooklyn Cyclone&#8217;s [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>First Base is a new web series Zack Phillips wrote that I directed for The Brig. The series stars Don Fanelli as a first baseman and each episode is a conversation he has with a different runner on first.</p>
<p>Oh yeah, and the coolest part is we got to shoot it in the Brooklyn Cyclone&#8217;s stadium.</p>
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<p>Written by <a href="http://zackphillips.tumblr.com/">Zack Phillips</a><br />
Directed by me<br />
Shot &amp; Edited by <a href="http://www.nathanhrussell.com/">Nathan Russell</a><br />
Shot by <a href="http://andynotjamesbond.com/">Andy Bond</a> &amp; Angel Yau<br />
Produced by <a href="http://wrongcharlie.tumblr.com/">Moujan Zolfaghari</a><br />
Starring Don Fanelli<br />
Guest Starring Phil Jackson</p>


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		<title>Barnes &amp; Noble Bathrooms</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2011 17:05:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The one thing Amazon.com can&#8217;t give you. Written by Jon Gutierrez Directed by me Shot by Nathan Russell Edited by Kent Kincannon Produced by Moujan Zolfaghari Staring Patrick Clair Related posts:Barnes &#038; Noble Bathrooms


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The one thing Amazon.com can&#8217;t give you.</p>
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<p>Written by <a href="http://jongutierrez.com/">Jon Gutierrez</a><br />
Directed by me<br />
Shot by <a href="http://www.nathanhrussell.com/">Nathan Russell</a><br />
Edited by Kent Kincannon<br />
Produced by <a href="http://wrongcharlie.tumblr.com/">Moujan Zolfaghari<br />
</a>Staring Patrick Clair</p>


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		<title>Superman Reboot</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2011 03:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m pretty excited that DC Comics followed all my advice with the Superman reboot. Here&#8217;s what I pitched them: Dear DC Comics, I think it&#8217;s time to give Superman a new costume. In today&#8217;s fast paced world, the name of the game is REALISM, but for almost 80 years Superman has been flying around fighting [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m pretty excited that DC Comics followed all my advice with the Superman reboot.</p>
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<p>Here&#8217;s what I pitched them:</p>
<p>Dear DC Comics,</p>
<p>I think it&#8217;s time to give Superman a new costume. In today&#8217;s fast paced world, the name of the game is REALISM, but for almost 80 years Superman has been flying around fighting crime in spandex. Spandex! If Superman belonged to the Justice League of Olympic Figure Skaters maybe spandex would make sense, but he fights for justice, not triple sow cows. Superman deserves an outfit as realistic as the premise that an alien from another planet would look exactly like a human and be able to fly and shoot laser beams from his eyeballs.</p>
<p>To start with, get rid of his unrealistic skin tight spandex and replace it with a realistic skin tight t-shirt. I realize this is a huge change, so you should still put a big S on his chest so that everyone knows he&#8217;s Superman. Let&#8217;s be sure to give him jeans so tight they don&#8217;t need belt loops, and put patches on the knees to show that he can mend clothing (I&#8217;m always looking for ways to make costumes reflect personality traits).</p>
<p>Now let&#8217;s talk shoes. To be honest I never understood Superman&#8217;s footwear. They always looked like part of his leggings, as if he was wearing adult pajamas with booties. Not very realistic. Normally I&#8217;d say he should just wear boots, but boots are ridged and Superman needs a lot of lateral ankle flexibility. Lets split the difference and give him high-top, light weight moccasins. If you&#8217;re not clear on what that would look like I&#8217;m including an image of an an over-stuffed sausage that I photoshopped shoelaces onto.</p>
<p>As for Superman&#8217;s build, I&#8217;ve always felt he should be more muscular. Specifically in his arms. I&#8217;d go so far as to say that you should just invent extra muscles that don&#8217;t exist in humans (he IS an alien after all) and put them all in his forearms. Let&#8217;s also make his left arm triceps way more developed than his right. I&#8217;m not exactly sure why, but it&#8217;s good to set up stuff like that early so that when you do finally explain why, there&#8217;s a bigger pay off. Maybe it&#8217;s that Superman is actually a lefty, but he taught himself to use his right hand so that no one would suspect right-handed Clark Kent was actually left-handed Superman (believe it or not, I actually JUST came up with that).</p>
<p>And now my final change. It&#8217;s a pretty big one, so maybe you should take a deep breath. Did you take one? No? Okay, well don&#8217;t say I didn&#8217;t warn you. Two words:</p>
<p>Tiny. Cape.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s the perfect compromise. Superman&#8217;s cape is iconic, but in the real world he&#8217;d always be getting tangled up in it, and it would double his laundry load, which would really add up if he used a laundry service that charged by the pound (as any busy city-dwelling Metropolanite would). A tiny cape solves those problems while still giving Superman a striking silhouette as it billows in the wind behind him. Unfortunately because Superman is so big and the cape is so small, in order to keep the cape visible from all angles you&#8217;ll have to attach it under his left armpit. I realize a tiny armpit cape is a little unorthodox, but it&#8217;s a small price to pay to preserve both his cape and a realistic costume.</p>
<p>Well that&#8217;s about it I think you&#8217;ll find these changes will be very successful in gaining some short term attention from the mainstream media before you inevitably return to his old costume, only to change it again in another few years to get some more press. You know, you haven&#8217;t killed Superman in almost 20 years. Just saying&#8230;</p>


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		<title>Vengeful Plumber</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Sep 2011 15:39:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Larry Slager Jr. will avenge his father and fix your toilet. Fun Fact: The father and son picture is actually me as a kid with my dad. Written by Zack Phillips Directed &#38; Shot by me Edited by Andy Bond Produced by Moujan Zolfaghari Featuring: Eddie Dunn, Dave Bluvband, Molly Lloyd Related posts:Vengeful Plumber


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Larry Slager Jr. will avenge his father and fix your toilet.</p>
<p>Fun Fact: The father and son picture is actually me as a kid with my dad.</p>
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<p>Written by <a href="http://zackphillips.tumblr.com/">Zack Phillips</a><br />
Directed &amp; Shot by me<br />
Edited by <a href="http://andynotjamesbond.com/">Andy Bond</a><br />
Produced by <a href="http://wrongcharlie.tumblr.com/">Moujan Zolfaghari</a><br />
Featuring: Eddie Dunn, Dave Bluvband, Molly Lloyd</p>


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