Hostile Takeover of Ann Sacks

As some of you may know, there is a chain of stores called Ann Sacks. They deal with tile, stone, mosaics and plumbing, which is another way of saying they make sinks that look weird and are impractical to use.

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However, any store that can charge $4,000 for a sink basin must be pretty profitable. So Ann, since our names are so similar, consider this a hostile takeover.

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Photos don’t lie; you’re mine now. Please immediatly start sending me all your…I mean MY profits.

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3 Comments

  • By StewPorkPalace, March 3, 2009 @ 12:46 pm

    What are you doing out there without a jacket, young man! You’re going to catch a cold. Or the flu!

  • By Christina Rodriguez, March 4, 2009 @ 1:06 pm

    That’s a good picture of you, Adam!

  • By Adam, March 5, 2009 @ 2:43 am

    I don’t know what I like more. My uncombed hair or unshaved face.

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