2009 in numbers

You know how sometimes you try to be smart and read Harper’s magazine but then just flip to the back and check out the Harper’s Index? Yeah, me neither. Anyone who does that is a real jerk. But worse still would be ripping off that idea and claiming it’s different because in your format the number comes first.

2 – My goal for number of original posts per week I would write for AdamThinks.com in 2009.

122 – Number of posts I wrote this year.

1.85 – Average number of weekly posts, discounting material I had previously created, lazy posts of a single photo, and easy Google search lists.

46,305 – Number of AdamThinks page loads from before August 21th 2009.

197,893 – Number of AdamThinks page loads since I posted my iPhone commercial parody on August 21st.

10329.50 – Estimated worth in US dollars of AdamThinks by Website Outlook.

111.39 – Actual amount in US dollars made selling stuff on AdamThinks.

94.3 – Percentage of dollars earned that came from this shirt.

58 – Number of people who thought I should only wear boxers as a Halloween costume.

1 – Number of times AdamThinks was linked to by The New York Times.

1 – Number of times AdamThinks was linked to by a beer pong website.

0 – Some people’s ability to understand satire.